Servus! Est. 1847
Join the most exclusive virtual Bavarian society for distinguished individuals who understand that proper lederhosen technique and bratwurst mastery are the foundations of modern civilization.
Traditional lederhosen development... & possibly so much more
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Wurst-sized learning models created by Alpine Thought Leaders
Ja, Mann.
"In Wurst We Trust"- Preserving the sacred traditions of bratwurst scholarship since MMDCCCXII
Founded during a snowstorm in 1847 (or possibly a warm Thursday in 2019 — records conflict), the Wurst German Society emerged from a gathering of intellectuals, bakers, and one man who owned a particularly powerful accordion.
They met beneath the glow of a single lantern and declared:
“Let there be order, let there be knowledge, and let there be beer.”
Since then, the Society has influenced nearly nothing, yet claims credit for:
The invention of pretzel symmetry,
The Bavarian Enlightenment’s brief fascination with sausages as geometry,
The modern phrase, “That escalated schnitzelly.”
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